it was a test of loyalty and how true you were to your heart. when a bigger (hotter, tanner and younger) fish came, you had to abandon the fish you had. please. dont say do not compare. cause it is the truth. you, i and the world knows that. unfortunately, ikan bilis (young slim tanned fish) love having threesomes. everywhere. literally. cheap hotels, locker room, play etc etc. by the time he's legal (like how many yearsssss more? long way to go man), he's gotten a few good STDS in his hands. yup, dont bite off more than you can chew darling, you aint even legal yet.

as for me. i decided to be a whale. too big (and old) for you. and not even fish-able for you to handle.

so long pedophile. (there, i said it)